- Person: What do you want for Chri-
- Me: Books.
- Me: Here's my list.
- Me: Or a gift card for books will work.
- Me: Either way.
Book Stacks of Classics
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The Scarlet Letter
Benefits of drinking coffee
When I was five years old, I dreamed of being an apple salesman. I imagined my future in sepia tone: pushing my cart of apples down the street, hungry kids running out of their houses to greet me. That is not exactly how things turned out.
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.